January 2011
I haven’t heard anyone use the term molly wop in forever…now it’s dog walk dat hoe. Sheesh the shit I pick up on the train. lol
If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
fashionxweedxsex:
Reblog to see hidden message
*fixed
It’s just a horrible feeling to say goodbye to...
Hair ideas
mindopenlegsclosed:
Everyone knows I change my hair like every 2 months, I just get bored.
I know I want to incoperate like a dark red/ burgundy.
What do you guys feel about rinses ?
Long or short ?
Hmm… I have 620 followers, one of you should have ideas.
Long…maybe burgundy frosted tips? Not too strong? I don’t know about a rinse because it’s still...
My mom just said she wants my Tumblr password.
“Just in case anything happens to you” What the hell are you going to do on my tumblr when I die?
I am on a roll today.
I wrote
I planned my trip to MS
I planned my trip to Cali
I planned my Cruise
I did grad school stuff
I got my aunt to buy my Miu Miu bag…
Oh Yes.
Keyboards for all situations
lumos-maxima:
Grandma
Masturbation
Paper due in the morning
if you know anyone in egypt.
stfucapitalists:
carpe-cerevisi:
If you know anyone in Egypt, please pass this on to them. To bypass government blocking of websites, use numerical IP addresses: Twitter ”128.242.240.52” Fb ”69.63.189.34” Google ”172.14.204.99”. A French ISP offers free dial up internet access ~ +33 1 72 89 01 50 Login password: toto. Please pass this on and share.
IMPORTANT! PLEASE REBLOG!
So who wants to dig out my cars?
Every time I hear dancehall music...
highimlina:
fashionxweedxsex:
My Caribbean genes comes out in full effect.
It’s uncontrollable at times.
every single time. And then you hit the parkway spin.
Write me a letter.
Dear ______, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
avry: What's Happening in Egypt Explained.... →
adailyriot:
promotingpeace:
The basics: Egypt is a large, mostly Arab, mostly Muslim country. At around 80 million people, it has the largest population in the Middle East and the third-largest in Africa. Most of Egypt is in North Africa, although the part of the country that borders Israel, the Sinai peninsula, is in Asia. Its other neighbors are Sudan (to the South), Libya (to the West), and...
Text message blows up suicide bomber by accident →
jeffthegentleman:
Almost like in the film FOUR LIONS. I love it when life imitates the movies even if by accident.
nerdology:
The goal was to detonate a bomb in Red Square on New Years Eve and kill hundreds of people. Fortunately the bomb was attached to a cell phone and the carrier sent a spam text message resulting in the bomb exploding killing terrorist, alone, at a safe house.
To quote...
Do it, Anon, I dare you
billiedidit:
1) dick/boob size: 2) Age: 3) Favorite position: 4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: 5) Would you have sex with me? 6) Lights on or off? 7) Would you have to be drunk? : 8) Would you take a shower with me? 9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
cmon.
I want someone to send me music.
It’s always interesting to see what other’s like.
Watchfuckyeahgifs:
yourbestfriend:
typicalvirginsacrifice:
br0job-:
humpingturtles:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
now thats fuckin’ cool.
oooooohhhh my god
this is AMAZING
this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
